I just ate so much Eggplant Parmesan. Biggest piece ever. I thought it was two pieces stacked up to the sky, but Lo and Behold, that's how big their making EP these days. A lot of people hate on eggplant. I've heard a LOT of people talking shit lately. In response to the haters, I've compiled a list of words in no particular order that I WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO YOU.
1. Eggplant is dope.
2. It belongs to a family of plants called the Nightshades. What does that remind you of? Nightwalker? Yes.
3. Guess some other Nightshades below at the x marks the spot
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I bet you didn't get very many or at least not my favorites, which include:
A)Mandrakes (think Harry Potter)
B)Tobacco (think cancer)
C)Belladonna (think A Perfect Stranger murder weapon)
D)Potatoes (think Vodka)
If you don't like my Aubergine, eat a fat one. Niteshadez 4 lyfe cuz.
