The Master Cleanse

Today I am starting a 2 week fasting diet called The Master Cleanse. When I am done, I will have x-ray vision and will most likely live forever. At this moment I am trying to choke down a quart of salt water. You might be wondering a thought such as "Drew, why are you drinking salt water? Are you a Baleen Whale?" In which I would answer, "To scrub my intestines, and yes." So far I have almost thrown up only once. I had to spit some of the delicious nectar back into the bowl, and now I am drinking that salty saltness again. I weighed myself this morning, and I was at 188...so we will see how close to a feather I can get by the end of this thing.